Kawaii Not

Your library card may not judge you, but the Department of Homeland Security probably will; that’s why I haven’t used my library card for anything except music since the passage of the Patriot Act — and probably won’t until it permanently sunsets. Until then, I’m going to buy or download whatever books I want to read.

E..every book? Damn..I guess I should probably take back all those books I borrowed four years ago…